Written by Agri ADMIN, on 25-03-2010 09:26

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The  sword is more important than the shield, and  skill is more important than either.... The  final weapon  is the  brain. All else is  supplemental.

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man.  If he  is too old to fight, he'll just kill  you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your  tactics suck.
3. I  carry a gun because a cop is too  heavy.
4. When seconds  count, the cops are minutes  away.
5. A reporter  did a human-interest piece on  the Texas Rangers.  The reporter  recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was  carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'  The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a  46.
6. The old  sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a  lady commented on his wearing his  sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you  have your pistol. Are you expecting  trouble?' 'No Ma'am.  If I were  expecting trouble, I would have brought my  shotgun.
7. Beware the man who only carries one gun.   HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE  IT!
 
But wait, there's  more!
 
I was once asked by a  lady visiting if I had a gun in the house.   I said I did. She  said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'   To which I said, of course it is loaded,  it can't work without bullets!' She then asked,  'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into  your house?' My reply was, “No not at all.   I am not afraid of the house catching fire  either, but I have fire extinguishers around,  and they are all loaded  too”.

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